when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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