I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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