I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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