when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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