Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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