hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
