eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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