puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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