my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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