your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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