And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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