imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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