no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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