I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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