what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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