I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm both gender and math confused
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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