im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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