Cold hands, warm shart.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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