Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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