Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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