see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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