So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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