Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
where am i from again
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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