How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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