I am puke
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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