I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
