that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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