That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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