i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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