How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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