Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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