Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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