Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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