I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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