i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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