he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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