Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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