just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he fucked my hip out of place.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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