im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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