Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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