I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
