I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
How's work?
Spinning.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I will be naked everywhere
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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