I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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