Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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