My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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