Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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