i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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