Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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