he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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