Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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