oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
