I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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