My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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