No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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