Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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