i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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