Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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