if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Come on in and take your pants off
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